This is a blog for all the annoying things that happen at Starbucks. If you have any suggestions feel free to message me them!Tumblr (3.0; @annoyingshitatstarbucks)http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkhgcycIX1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sorry but you speak so fast it sounds like “skeet milk” and I can’t help but laugh. </p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15607678467http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15607678467Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:19:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkhdbTVSp1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Can I get a asjdfhdcaramelfrappuchinoagfks”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> I’m sorry. I didn’t get that. What did you say? </p> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Ugh, I….want…a…caramel…frappuchino….</p> </blockquote> <p>Bitch, I can understand English. You don’t have to pause between each word.</p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15607604567http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15607604567Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:17:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkh8klk7d1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Can I get a white mocha?</p> <p><strong>*Makes drink*</strong></p> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>oh I said I wanted it iced.</p> <p><strong>*Makes drink again* </strong></p> <p><strong>*Customer walks away with both drinks* </strong></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>-____- </strong>Customers do this so often it’s not even funny. </p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15607488469http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15607488469Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:14:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxd34hSjqR1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Are you seriously going to try and do this? I saw you walk in through the door holding the cup. -___-</p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15386224949http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15386224949Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:26:00 -0500cheapcustomersstarbucksrefill<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb4r0F8VH1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Can I get 4 venti double chocolate chip frappuccinos and 4 tall vanilla bean frappuchinos?</p> <p>-____- Seriously…because their isn’t any customers behind you who only ordered <strong>one</strong> drink. Thanks for holding up the line for 10 minutes, douche. </p> </blockquote>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15329545422http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15329545422Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:06:00 -0500eightdrinksventidrive-thru<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb4baRFsi1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Me: </strong>I’m sorry but we’re about to close in 5 minutes. Just a reminder.</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> Really?! I thought you guys were open all night?! I need to finish my work.</p> </blockquote> <p>Bitch, go home and use your own damn wi-fi. We aren’t Walmart; we actually close!</p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15329069482http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15329069482Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:57:00 -0500starbucksclosingcustomersupset<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb42raQvq1r9aeuvo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>May I get an eggnog latte?</p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>Sorry, we’re out of that until next year. </p> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Are you serious? The other starbucks has it! That’s all I came here for! </p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>I’m sorry. Would you like something else? </p> <p><strong>*Customer drives off* </strong>-______-</p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15328807371http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15328807371Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:52:00 -0500freakoutinventorystarbucksitem<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxagpe77s01r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Can I get a few gift cards in the drive-thru?</p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>Yes you may. How many? </p> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>I would like 5 with 20 dollars on each.</p> <p>Bitch, are you seriously that fucking lazy? Get your ass out of your car and walk 10 steps because you’re holding up the line. Other people are waiting on their drinks.</p> </blockquote>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15303177286http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15303177286Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:27:00 -0500drive-thrustarbucksannoyingcustomerscoffeegift cards<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxagjxQEjV1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>I want a caramel frappe with no whip cream.</p> </blockquote> <p>If you want a frappe go to Mcdonalds because we don’t sell that shit here.</p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15303057777http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15303057777Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:23:00 -0500mcdonaldsstarbucksfrappuccinoscustomersannoying<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxa66zobkq1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer:  </strong>I hate to complain….But I forgot to tell you I wanted my drink iced.</p> </blockquote> <p>Shit, if you weren’t on your damn phone maybe you would have remembered. </p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15296945024http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15296945024Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:40:00 -0500complainstarbucksannoyingdrinkiced<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9v6cOFfd1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>How do all of your teas’ taste? What is a caramel machiatto? But never mind I just want my mocha.</p> </blockquote> <p>If you wanted your mocha then why the hell did you hold up the line for all of those questions? And no adding Mocha to your tea makes it taste like shit.</p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15291640391http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15291640391Wed, 04 Jan 2012 06:42:11 -0500mochateacaramel machiattoannoying<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx99thRgMn1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer: </strong>Can I get a….”grand”…coffee and I’ll put my own sugar in it.</p> </blockquote> <p>If you don’t know how to pronounce ‘Grande’ then just say medium. You will sound like less of an idiot. </p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15278220141http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15278220141Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:00:00 -0500starbucksgrandesizedrink<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx99igQmPq1r9aeuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> Can I get a triple grande 5 pump mocha with extra whip cream and caramel drizzle…but make it nonfat.</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously…-____- Bitch might as well ask it to be made with heavy cream. </p>http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15277868569http://annoyingshitatstarbucks.tumblr.com/post/15277868569Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:54:00 -0500starbucksannoyingcustomersdrink